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Yet another United attack by lfctalk
January 15, 2009, 15:08
Filed under: News | Tags: ,

Former WWE Champion and Olympic gold metal winner Kurt Angle has launched an attack on Manchester United’s Cristiano Ronaldo.

“I should officially request that the British government detain Ronaldo for the time in which myself and the rest of the Main Event Mafia are in the city of Manchester for TNA’s Maximum Impact Tour.”

“His inability to drive, combined with his natural weakness as a soccer player, would make navigating the United Kingdom far too risky for an international celebrity such as myself with a pathetic fool like that out on the streets.”

“Unlike Ronaldo or any other soccer player, I am recognized as international star both by the United Kingdom and the far more politically and economically important United States.”

“Because I will be flying into the Manchester Airport near the site of the crash, I can offer Ronaldo driving lessons in addition to giving him other tips on how to compose himself like a real sports star – the American way.”

“Lesson number one – soccer is a girl’s game in the United States, and since we set the rules across the globe, Ronaldo should abandon the sissy English game and get in the six sided ring of TNA like a real American.”

We know this isn’t Liverpool FC news…but it’s worth a read!

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